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"Lies, excuses, being forgot, miscommunication, triggers, apathy, lack of importance, wasted time, and broken promises."

Just a list of a few things that hurt me (via jessicaholics)

Give your all to #me,  I’ll give my all to you.  You’re my end and my beginning,  even when I lose,  I’m winning. #love #boy #girl #cute #textcutie #cute #webstagram #quote

Give your all to #me, I’ll give my all to you. You’re my end and my beginning, even when I lose, I’m winning. #love #boy #girl #cute #textcutie #cute #webstagram #quote

mishasminions:

unraveled-sarcasm:

ironychan:

tazerbitchinheels:

This is disgusting. I love it.

I can just imagine his wife yelling at him “YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT!”

Is he wearing a blazer over a leather jacket?

hahahahahhaa. he is. new style. catch on guys.

CAN RDJ JUST WRITE A BOOK ON HOW TO BE A GOD AMONGST MEN

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alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

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madhatterin221b:

oh what a night! i realized i am in love with my best friend as i gave the best man speech at his wedding to a woman who is currently carrying is child. oh what a night

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yin3anak:

trappedinadiamond:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF

HAHAHAHA

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perlockholmes:

mean-old-levee:

what even was this film about

Shrubberies, curtains, French knights, and swallows.

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isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:








Remember when Obama brought them home?



This post got so much better

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

theselfishknitter:

lastnightsmusings:

starslicer:

cravingmcnuggie:

Remember when Obama brought them home?

This post got so much better

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